We all compile funny and embarrassing stories over the course of our lives.  Like that time you slipped and fell in front of the cutest boy at school and he laughed at you.  Now that’s just an example I pulled off the top of my head.  It absolutely never ever happened to me.  No way.  No how.

Now, I’m definitely not a subject matter expert in funny and embarrassing stories….  Scratch that, I’m pretty sure I wrote the handbook on how to be awkward and end up embarrassing yourself.  Today’s story isn’t really embarrassing, well at least not for me anyway.  Today I thought I’d reach into the vault and pull out an old first date story from way back when I lived in Seattle.  I remember the ladies at the office used to love when I’d come in with these horrifying first date stories.  Like the time my date asked our server for her number right in front of me….  Yeah, he was a winner.  Or the time my date “forgot” his wallet.  Anyway, this one is a gem.  I hope you enjoy it and I hope it makes you laugh.  If you do like it I might be persuaded to throw in some more recent stories.  I have a couple doozies.Seattle Skyline
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